Wednesday 28 December 2011

Bye Bye 2011, Hello 2012

The year is almost at an end, and sadly I didn't complete Christmas Naughties in time for publication this year. Not to worry, I'm more than half way through, so I'm hoping 2012 is going to the year for me.

I recently discovered a call from Evernight Publishing for naughty fairy tales. Now that's right up my alley (insert saucy grin). Who's about to get naughty? Sleeping Beauty...Cinderella...Little Red Riding Hood...The Little Mermaid...Snow White...

So many possibilities (muahahahahahahaha - ok, maybe an evil laugh is taking it too far). Heading back to my little grotto to think up something deliciously naughty.

For now, Happy Holidays and to each one of us having one of our naughty dreams come true ;-)

Tuesday 1 November 2011

NaNoWriMo is here again!

This is going to be a short post. It's first November, and for those of us in the writing world, it's NaNoWriMo! (National Novel Writing Month). The aim of NaNoWriMo is to write a novel in a month. The average wordcount is pegged at 50K, meaning one must aim for 1667 words a day in order to complete the novel at the end of the month. My novel is shorter and already half done, but at the rate at which I've been going, I need some focus, hence NaNo-ing this year.

Good luck to all writers planning to challenge themselves this month.

Monday 31 October 2011

Writer's Block: Away With You

I've been bemoaning my plight or writer's block or something close to it for a few weeks now. It wasn't that I couldn't write at all or that I found myself staring at the blank page. Oh no. I was writing, alright--a whole lot of first paragraphs. There've been days too when I sat down for an hour or more and came up with three measly lines.

How did I break the curse of the writer's block.

It happened over the weekend, while I stared at a few of those blasted first paragraphs. It hit me. I mixed and matched, nipped and tucked and came up with a paragraph that didn't feel like I'd dug myself into a hole. Ok, so it might have had something to do with Kimberly Raye's Once Upon a Bite (what's not to love about a sexy were/vamp hybrid falling for a human?). Whatever the case, chapter 6 is finally complete. Woohoo! Four - maybe five - more to go  (groans).

What are your writer's block/victory stories and how have you overcome them. If you're still in your writers' block, get yourself a racy book and let your imagination run.


Friday 9 September 2011

Frisky Friday: A Pizza Head

(Here's a piece of flash fiction I developed for a contest. The rule was to write a scene in which the protagonist wakes up in a chair, hands and feet bound.)

I rang the bell on 21 Mango Close. It was my last delivery for the night: a spicy four-ways pizza, fully loaded—thick crust and extra topping. Though the short dirt road branching off a bigger but quiet street was unlit, light glowed from every window in the house I could make out.

A woman opened the door. She was tall and willowy, wearing a short skirt and a sexy tank top. Silhouetted against the light inside, I couldn’t see her face. She looked marginally familiar, but didn’t all sexy women look alike? Or maybe it was the Lara Croft getup.

Taking the pizza from me, she dipped two fingers between her breasts and pulled out some bills. She counted it. Not enough.

“Why don’t you come in, sugar?” She had a sexy voice to go with the body.

Stepping into the light, her face finally became visible. She had to be the most beautiful woman I’d laid eyes on. As a part-time pizza delivery guy, I came into contact with a good variety of characters, but never had my work brought me in close confines with a woman who was sexiness personified.

Standing near the door, waiting for my money, I noticed a painting hanging on the wall and leaned closer to study it. Hearing footsteps, I turned around just in time to notice Lara Croft swinging a blunt weapon at me. Everything went black.
***
I was suddenly awake—blindfolded, but awake. Why was I sitting? I couldn’t move. My hands and feet were tied—I jerked my arms—very firmly. The last thing I remembered was … the painting and a thud. I felt a dull pain on the side of my head where the weapon must have hit, as if the memory had brought it on.

Footsteps.

The sound created an image in my mind of stilettos, cat-walking toward me.

“Ms. Ville,” I pleaded. It was the name she’d given with her order. “What are you planning to do with me?”

“You’ve been a very bad boy,” came the sultry voice of Ms. Ville, “and you need to be punished.”

I gulped. They always said beautiful women were bad girls, but since a woman worth anything was way out of my league, I had to take their word for it. After all, I was just a nobody, too far removed from her kind and not smart enough to join the population of brainiacs who were changing the world one invention after another. I was average to the letter, right down to working part-time at Pizza Inn. Could I hope ‘bad’ meant ‘good’?

“Ms. Ville—”

She was now close enough that I could breathe in her stimulating floral smell.

“Call me Amanda,” she whispered in my ear.

My imagination went wild. Was she wielding a knife? Did she plan on relieving me of my equipment? Something supple pressed against my collarbone. My throat dried up. Was she naked?

I jerked in surprise when she started rubbing me through my jeans. Holy—I was rigid within seconds. I had no experience in holding back.

“Aman—”
“Shh.” She brushed her lips against mine.

Leaving me panting from anticipating a kiss that never came, she unzipped me and released my member. She made a sound of approval, perhaps at the size of the equipment—not that it mattered, since I never got to use it as often as I’d have liked—or my state of arousal.

“That’s a good boy.”

As she rubbed me, I couldn’t help but release a moan of pleasure. If she was planning on killing me after this, I’d be dying happy. Intense pleasure shot through me when her mouth surrounded my throbbing manhood. Her tongue circled the tip, sending me knocking on the gates of paradise.

I wanted to touch her, feel her. Yanking at the ropes securing my hands and legs, I swore in frustration. My actions only seemed to egg her on. She sucked me like I was candy and it was Christmas. Mercy!

Her name erupted from my mouth in waves of pleasure as my body shuddered in rapture.

I sat in silence, wondering ‘what now?’ The only audible sound came from me as I struggled to control my breath. Her footsteps retreated, returning after a couple of minutes. I wanted to ask what the hell had happened here, but my words wouldn’t come out.

She chuckled. She still sounded sexy. I began to psych myself for the worst. Dying at the hands of a beautiful woman was probably the best thing that could happen to me.

“Don’t worry,” she said, “you’ll have your turn.”

The blindfold came off. She held up a slice of four-ways. “Pizza?

Friday 12 August 2011

Response to Christmas Naughties

I've been discovering that erotic romance is very much in demand. I shared some chapters of Christmas Naughties with a closed group of West African Romance Writers and the reviews and comments have been great. I also got some good feedback. I hope to complete the book by end of September and start the great big journey of revision and submission.

Wish me luck!


Thursday 2 June 2011

Here I am (Again)


This will be Deja vu for some of you since I originally set up my blog at blog(dot)com. However, I soon discovered that I couldn't use Google friends connect there, so here I am :-)
Also, I tried importing posts from there and for some reason it wasn't working, hence the new post. It's been 12 days since I first burst onto the scene (yes, I said burst):  on 20th May, 2011, Ea Bloom set up her author e-mail address, twitter account and blog and website. The website has since been disabled as I discovered a blog meets my current needs just fine. Also, no Facebook presence yet.
So this post is just to (re)launch my blog on blogger and to say, watch this space.
Again ;-)